February 2012
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Tumblr and I have a special bond deeper than love.
It’s called enslavement.
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Whoo! I'm finally gonna draw again!
Me: *gets paper and pencils*
Tumblr: Hey.
Me: No! Last time we interacted, I didn't get to draw!
Tumblr: Nonsense.
Me: Get away!
Tumblr: Look what I got you!
Me: NO! LEAVE!
Tumblr: Your
Me: NYEH!
Tumblr: O
Me: STOP IT!
Tumblr: T
Me: I SWEAR I WILL BLOCK YOU!
Tumblr: P.
Me: *reblogs*
Tumblr: :3 Good boy. Never think of leaving me again.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
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piraticalfuturedoctor:
My friend basically said I’m getting fat.
He meant it as an insult.
I took it as a compliment.
When you’re stick thin all your life, and someone says you’re looking like you gained weight, IT’S A COMPLIMENT.
I totally understand!
I’m a twig!
I can’t wait until I look bigger!
My Mom asked what Dave did to Kurt in Season 2
Mom: So what exactly did he do to Kurt in season 2? I heard Dave beat Kurt up and was abusive?
Me: He teased him about wearing a Lady Gaga outfit.
Mom: Sounds reasonable. Not right, but come on....it's Lady Gaga.
Me: He shoved Kurt into a locker exactly five times.
Mom: Did he break anything or...?
Me: No...It was mostly a 'power play'
Mom: What else?
Me: They argued alone in the locker room before Dave surprisingly kissed Kurt.
Mom: Wow. Was it violent?
Me: No...I don't think so.
Mom: Did he have Kurt up against a locker or...?
Me: No...He tenderly held Kurt's face and backed off when Kurt put his hands up.
Mom: Okay...hmm.
Me: After Kurt told Blaine (someone Dave didn't know,) Dave threatened Kurt's life if he told anyone that Dave was gay.
Mom: Did he threaten Blaine?
Me: Nope.
Mom: Hmm...sounds empty. Blaine could have told someone, and what's Dave gonna do?
Me: I guess so.
Mom: What else?
Me: Well, Dave creepily stole a cake-topper.
Mom: Is that a gay thing?
Me: Nope. Just a wedding topper for a cake.
Mom: So they were never in a relationship?
Me: Nope.
Mom: So, are they together now?
Me: No. Dave tried to commit suicide after being outed at his new school and being rejected by Kurt and his (Dave's) friends. Kurt is with Blaine.
Mom: So how is Blaine the best TV Character of all time when there's obviously Kurt and Dave?
Me: I love you Mom.
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My life has been a build-up to when I defeat the...
hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp
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karofsky:
Sigh but honestly I just find Blaine being voted best character ever really insulting to every writer and every character ever tbh.
Please don’t talk that way about Blaine. He is my inspiration and my hero 5ever. He is the first character to ever display the struggle of being a rich, privileged, extremely-talented gay kid with a...
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hmskurtofsky:
Things that regularly happen to me:
1. People walking up to me that I have never seen before in my life and asking me how I’m doing and holding conversations with me, then realizing they don’t know actually know me but apparently someone who looks just like me.
2. Asking me if I was at some random concert/sporting event/wrestlemania over the weekend, because once again I look...
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whenindoubtapplymoreglitter:
danielins:
*snort*
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kevin-scotty:
WHERE IS CHRIS
WHERE IS HE
I NEED HIM
WHERE IS HE
MY LOVE
MY LIFE
I NEED TO SEE YOU NAKED
I MEAN SHIRTLESS
savekenny:
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piratesinthetardis:
burlybearcub:
piratesinthetardis:
burlybearcub:
savekenny:
burlybearcub:
fancy-pirate-loves-yogi-bear:
piratesinthetardis:
burlybearcub:
savekenny:
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maxadlerisabamf:
It’s seriously unfair how sexy Max Adler is.
It really is.
We live in a cruel world…
Preach
STOP...
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santanaberrylopez:
chris should make his own show where he kisses attractive people for an hour
it can be called
chris colfer kissing attractive people
Yes, excellent. He should also have a show on HBO in which he participates in highly erotic scenes with sexy men for an hour. And a show on CNN in which he makes sarcastic comments and bad puns about the news for an hour....
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I hate it that one of my teachers is so...
Doesn’t help that I’ve been kinda crushing on him since before he became a teacher (and my teacher at that. WTH?!)
Ugh…it’s just…
His eyes…and his nose…and his face…and his build…I just…
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dingdongimdead:
I’m not sure what i did to deserve this but
hey guys, thanks for following.
It’s because you were born.
>8T
onenightstan:
When you love a character so much that when someone says something mean about them it’s like
A PUNCH TO YOUR SOUL
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